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"Because i want ta die. I want ta die gloriously in battle! That's why i work so hard to become strong! If i am strong, people will come ta me lookin for a fight! And when im fighting, that's when i feel truly alive!" Independant Nnoitra Gilga rp blog. Ballsy fucker Tracking tag: the5thespada M!A: none All icons are mine. So don't use them.
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ノイトラ・ジルガ Nnoitra Gilga

magiicrose:

Bleach 546

And that’s what you need to know!

Credit to my buddy Zach who really made the image.

☪ OMG I AM A TERRIBLE TERRIBLE PERSON.

I’VE JUST REALIZED I’VE BEEN GONE ALL THIS TIME WITHOUT PUTTING MYSELF ON HIATUS! OMG I’M SO SORRY EVERYONE I’M TERRIBLE ;A;

I’ve been so damn busy with family and school (yes i have started school) and i haven’t had the time or the energy for my rp accounts. I feel so guilty because i owe many people replies! Uhg i’m so sorry everyone! I swear i’m back now and i’ll get to all of your replies RIGHT away!

IM BACK BABEH!


And for all of you who stuck around, thank you so much <3 Im really grateful for all of you guys for putting up with my constant shit. It means alot!

the-5th-espada:

Hello there and welcome to [Alternate Bleachiverse RP] group! We’re a brand new (AU) group for Tite Kubo’s Bleach, just starting out and can’t wait to get started! Anyone is welcome to check out the blog and look around or apply. If you like what you see please don’t hesitate to promote it to your friends! :) 

☪ Hello there my lovely followers! I wanted to get this out here and advertise our new AU rp group! Wooh! Seriously guys we’ve got a whole lot of open spots because we are new and i think you all will love the concept! We’d love to have some new memebers! It’ll be tuns of fun! And the mods are all extremely friendly! (Me being one of them!~) So if you have ANY questions, do please come to me or the group ask and we’ll let you know all that you need to know. If you don’t feel like joining, that’s alright! No pressure! But please do us a HUGE favor and reblog this like crazy! It’ll be greatly appreciated! <3 Thanks! (Btw we are currently still editing the schools history so if you have questions about that, well, i’ll point you to the dumbasses in charge of that.)

Hello everyone! Just wanted to tell you all that im sorry about my recent absences! Its only been two days but i’ve just been busy with my family and friends! I haven’t forgotten about the replies i owe or anything like that. In fact, i have no plans for tomorrow (that i know of) so i’ll have all day to get them done! 

Anyway just wanted to let you all know whats up and that i’ll be back on tomorrow! <3

What the espada applaud

bleachlists:


As requested by anon. :)


What sorts of things would the espada actually clap for?


1. Grimmjow: People doing stupid things.

He’s really into the sarcastic slow clap.

Grimmjow: When I only had one arm, it was tough.

Grimmjow: I had to perfect the sarcastic scoff instead.

Nnoitra: Perfect? You always sounded like you were trying to hack up a hairball.

Grimmjow: Oh. A cat joke. Very witty. Round of applause everyone!

Nnoitra: DON’T YOU SLOW CLAP ME


2. Nnoitra: Really good fights.

Not his own, since if it’s been a good fight Nnoitra shouldn’t be in any condition to clap. But for the brief period that he had cable and didn’t yet know that the WWE was staged, he liked to applaud really good wrestling matches.

Nnoitra: FUCK YEAH HIT ‘IM WITH A CHAIR

Szayel: That’s all fake staged fighting, you know.

Nnoitra:

Nnoitra: I hate humans.


3. Szayel: His own inventions.

He can’t help himself. They’re just really clever.

Szayel: Another perfect trap, if I do say so myself!

Szayel: Makes me wish we had invaders here in Hueco Mundo, like, ever.

Aaroniero: Hey, did you hear a bunch of shinigami just broke in and are running around fighting anyone they can find?

Szayel: It’s like Christmas!


4. Aaroniero: Seeing that Rukia was in Hueco Mundo.

I mean, he ate someone from her past that he could imitate. How lucky was that for him?

Aaroniero: I call dibs on the short female shinigami!

Starrk: You want to fight the only one with no bankai? And people call me lazy.

Aaroniero: THAT’S NOT WHY


5. Starrk: Nothing.

Starrk doesn’t seem like an applauder to me.

Starrk: I prefer to show my approval in other ways. Or I would. If I ever encounter something that makes me happy.

Barragan: And people call me grumpy.


6. Barragan: When his minions fight.

Back when Barragan was still god of Hueco Mundo, I mean. Sometimes he would stage hollow combats. Very rarely they merited the single clap.

Barragan: My boredom was momentarily and slightly lifted.

Barragan: So thanks for killing each other.

Halibel:

Halibel: I just feel like I’d make a better ruler than that.


7. Halibel: Shark week.

Halibel gets very excited about shark week.

Halibel: Aizen-sama cannot be all bad. He brought us cable. That is why I follow him.

Zommari: I always thought your reasons were…different.

Halibel: IT’S A WEEK OF SHARKS, MAN!


8. Zommari: Aizen and co. leaving Hueco Mundo for good.

Or he would have, I mean. If he had survived.

Zommari: I may be dead, but at least that freakin’ shinigami is in prison.

Yammy: Yeah, shoot for the stars, man.


9. Yammy: Ulquiorra doing something cool.

Of course, Yammy thinks that everything Ulquiorra does is cool.

Yammy: Dude, no one can put on shoes the way you can!

Ulquiorra:

Ulquiorra; How long have you been standing here?


10. Ulquiorra: If Aizen requests applause.

Ulquiorra is politic. He’d clap if it was his duty. Say, like during that meeting when Gin stood behind Aizen and held up an “Applause” sign any time Aizen did or said anything cool.

Aizen: Ulquiorra, why do you keep clapping every time I take a sip of my tea?

Ulquiorra:

[Gin frantically shakes his head “no.”]

Ulquiorra: You just drink it very well, Aizen-sama.

Grimmjow: Kiss-ass.

the-5th-espada:

Hello there and welcome to [Alternate Bleachiverse RP] group! We’re a brand new (AU) group for Tite Kubo’s Bleach, just starting out and can’t wait to get started! Anyone is welcome to check out the blog and look around or apply. If you like what you see please don’t hesitate to promote it to your friends! :) 

☪ Hello there my lovely followers! I wanted to get this out here and advertise our new AU rp group! Wooh! Seriously guys we’ve got a whole lot of open spots because we are new and i think you all will love the concept! We’d love to have some new memebers! It’ll be tuns of fun! And the mods are all extremely friendly! (Me being one of them!~) So if you have ANY questions, do please come to me or the group ask and we’ll let you know all that you need to know. If you don’t feel like joining, that’s alright! No pressure! But please do us a HUGE favor and reblog this like crazy! It’ll be greatly appreciated! <3 Thanks! (Btw we are currently still editing the schools history so if you have questions about that, well, i’ll point you to the dumbasses in charge of that.)

The espada’s most embarrassing moments

bleachlists:


As requested by anon. :)


If we asked the espada what the most embarrassing moment of their life was, and they actually didn’t lie, what might they say?


1. Grimmjow: That time he forgot that he only had one arm.

He went to do a two-punch combo, and, well, the right punch landed but the left was just a sad little swish of air. And then Grimmjow lost his balance and fell over.

Grimmjow: I MEANT TO DO THAT!


2. Luppi: That time Gin convinced him that ALL the espada were coming to the meeting in costume.

Luppi showed up dressed as Doctor Octopus. It was, sadly, his only meeting while an espada.

Gin: Luppi and I sure love pranking each other!

Luppi: This…is…why…I…hate…you!


3. Starrk: That time he went a whole day without realizing that Lilinette had drawn a dick on his forehead.

He noticed people were snickering, of course. He just assumed he had bed head or something.

Starrk: And so I learned to wake up early enough to at least glance in the mirror.

Lilinette: You’re welcome!!


4. Ulquiorra: That time he actually tried drinking Aizen’s tea.

And it just dribbled out of his neck hole and stained his lovely white uniform an ugly brown color.

Ulquiorra:

Ulquiorra: I knew I should have gotten more bleach.


5. Yammy: That time the skinny Quincy got the best of him.

Although really, the emotion Yammy felt was more anger than embarrassment. Just like always.

Yammy: HE WEIGHS LIKE 90 POUNDS! HOW?!?


6. Barragan: That time he accidentally called himself an espada.

A thing Barragan made damn sure to never do again.

Barragan: As the #2 espada, I…

[Collective gasp from the assembled fracciones]

Barragan:

Barragan: WE WILL NEVER SPEAK OF THIS AGAIN! I AM YOUR KING!


7. Halibel: That time her jacket zipper got stuck.

She was going for the dramatic boob number reveal. Instead she ended up struggling and swearing over her boobs for an awkward couple of minutes.

Halibel: Sometimes I wonder what I was thinking, putting my number there.


8. Zommari: That time he got his head stuck sideways.

It was espada picture day, too.

Zommari: No more yoga for me.


9. Neliel: That time she accidentally sneezed healing mucus all over Szayel.

It was during a meeting. Szayel was sitting next to her.

Neliel: Um….sorry?

Szayel: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!


10. Szayel: That time that Neliel sneezed healing mucus all over him.

And Aizen wouldn’t let him leave. Because it was during a meeting. And Aizen is kinda a dick.

Szayel:

Szayel: I will have my vengeance, Neliel.


11. Nnoitra: That time it was super windy in Hueco Mundo and Nnoitra, wearing his giant spoon hood, sort of…took flight.

Gin denied having set the whole thing up, despite the string he had conveniently tied around Nnoitra’s foot beforehand.

Nnoitra: I AM NOT A FUCKING KITE!


12. Aaroniero: That time his two heads sang a duet without realizing that they were linked up with all of the other espada.

It would have been less embarrassing if they were any good. And if they hadn’t been singing “Can You Feel The Love Tonight?”

Aaroniero: …it’s very catchy.

Anonymous
nel has fallen for szayel

"Hah! Neliel fallin fer that pink haired science freak?! Like hell! She’s to damn into herself! And if anythin Szayel would just piss her off! They aint exactly got the best of pasts thanks ta me!"